She invited me to her apartment for a drink. Her husband was away, selling guns in Africa. My wife was in Barbados with her young lover. I accepted. I saw no reason not to. She said she had problems – though she called them issues - with men who were silent when asked to talk about their feelings. I said I had difficulties with women who asked me about my feelings. Perhaps that's why my wife has a lover. Perhaps he likes feelings talk.
OK then,' she said. 'Take your clothes off, all of them, not just your pants. I want to see all of you. If I like what I see, I'll make you come. We can try again on the feelings thing later.
(David)